2004-01-20 - 10:30 a.m.
Alright, so I had the stupidest dream ever last night. There was a shark in my house. As in Jaws. It was in a pool in the backyard, which we don't even have. My parents went out and were like, "Look after the shark - don't let it get out!"
So naturally, I accidentally pull a switch or something that floods the living room and the kitchen with water and I have a damn shark swimming around my house. I'm hiding on top of furniture wondering if sharks can jump and being completely terrified. I throw an uncooked turkey or something in the water to distract it so I can run back into my parents room, where I call my parents. "Hey...I have some bad news." "Is it about the shark?" "Yeah...yeah it is. The shark got loose."
And then I woke up as I was still explaining it, and was really pissed that I woke up before the whole situation was resolved.
The end.
I had English so far today. It went okay. Next up is French, then Speech.
