2004-11-20 - 11:27 a.m.
Probably the number one thing that astounds me now that I'm living with two guys is listening to them pee. Maybe it just sounds louder because they're standing up, but I swear, every trip to the bathroom is like out of League of Their Own when Madonna actually takes out a watch and times it in amazement. Do guys pee like once a day, is that why it's so long? Should I be writing "urinate" because pee sounds like I'm in second grade plus I always hated that word? Well, I'm not going back and changing it now. I'm guessing houses are built a little differently than dorm apartments because I never heard my Dad before at home. Well anyway, it's both funny AND disgusting if you're grossed out by bathroom noises, which I'm not, and I hope you aren't either, because I don't want you to vomit all over your keyboards.
I'm in a good mood this morning, which is rare, and it's really nice to wake up and not dread the day. Just thought I'd SHARE that with y'all.
Alright, that's enough pollution.
