2005-01-06 - 9:15 p.m.
God, what a grueling past few days. I feel like a makeover show contestant. Crest Whitestrips make my teeth hurt. How's that for being pathetic. Seriously, my teeth hurt all day. Gee, I hope my children get to read sometime in the future. What was mom doing when tsunamis killed a kajillion people? She was concerned that her teeth were too yellow. But she was wishing she was drunk. Also, she was getting her hair done. Kids, there's nothing 13 hours of salon time and a boatload of money can't buy if not blonde hair. Yeah, 13 hours. Fifteen attractive men who prefer blondes had better throw themselves at me immediately. I also have been getting headaches like every day. This entry has a lot of complaining in it. DEAL WITH IT. My days are spent at home, watching Will & Grace with my mom, and Frasier at night, dieting and eating my stupid toast and string beans and being hungry. It's not too bad though. I miss the apartment. But I think having nothing to do, it's better to be at home than at school. Because my mom has dealt with my "i'm bored" whining for 20 years. i have all semester to piss off my friens with that! uh oh, i've stopped using capital letters. this is the point of the entry where my head hurts too much to go on. i'm going to sue excedrin for their shoddy products. goodnight everyone.
