2005-01-10 - 12:19 a.m.
Expired gift certificates. Now those are painful. It's like lighting a large bill on fire and watching it burn. That reminds me of a Friends episode where they were all gossping about somebody and that somebody walks in, so Chandler says "...and THAT'S how a bill becomes a law!" And THAT reminds me of a plant in the now non-existant Woodbridge Coffee House that Karen and I named Chandler and fought over. I wonder where Chandlder ended up. Before the place became whatever it is now (I don't even remember where exactly on the street it was) it became some other stupid, crappy coffeehouse called "Spill the Beans" or some typical thing like that. I don't think Chandler was in Spill the Beans though. The end.
